You didn’t know you needed a koala keychain until now.
That’s okay. Neither did we. Life comes at you fast.
This is the thirteenth Flexi-Friend from LeHa and Fusion Print Labs, which feels ominous but also correct. He is bendy, magnetically affectionate, has a cowlick, and is absolutely convinced you are a tree.
Despite popular belief, koalas are not bears.
Despite this koala’s belief, you are not eucalyptus.
🧲 HAND-HOLDING TECHNOLOGY (VERY ADVANCED)
Each koala has tiny hand magnets, so they can:
• Hold hands with other Koalas, Pandas, Trash Pandas, Foxes, Otters, and other emotionally available Flexi-Friends
• Be given to someone as a “we’re together now, deal with it” gift
Two make an excellent couple.
Five is a cult.
Seven is a problem.
✨ FEATURES YOU DIDN’T ASK FOR BUT ARE GETTING ANYWAY
🐾 Fully articulated, wiggly, flexy body - even ear wiggle!
🧲 Magnetic hands for maximum clinginess
🌈 “I Love You” rainbow 3D diffraction back (yes, it’s extra on purpose)
🔑 Attached keychain so it can't go places it probably shouldn’t
🎁 Perfect gift, fidget, desk creature, or emotional support marsupial
NOTE: If you prefer the fidget toy, please select “None” in the Keychain option
📏 SIZE
Ear to tail tip: 3 inches
Ear to end of keychain: 5 inches
Width: 2 inches
Side Height: 1 inch
Attitude: Cute Without Trying
🧠 USE CASES
This koala will accompany you while:
• Waiting for the bus
• Waiting for laundry
• Waiting for a website sale
• Waiting for your life to improve
He will not help.
But he will be there.
You didn’t know you needed a koala keychain until now.
That’s okay. Neither did we. Life comes at you fast.
This is the thirteenth Flexi-Friend from LeHa and Fusion Print Labs, which feels ominous but also correct. He is bendy, magnetically affectionate, has a cowlick, and is absolutely convinced you are a tree.
Despite popular belief, koalas are not bears.
Despite this koala’s belief, you are not eucalyptus.
🧲 HAND-HOLDING TECHNOLOGY (VERY ADVANCED)
Each koala has tiny hand magnets, so they can:
• Hold hands with other Koalas, Pandas, Trash Pandas, Foxes, Otters, and other emotionally available Flexi-Friends
• Be given to someone as a “we’re together now, deal with it” gift
Two make an excellent couple.
Five is a cult.
Seven is a problem.
✨ FEATURES YOU DIDN’T ASK FOR BUT ARE GETTING ANYWAY
🐾 Fully articulated, wiggly, flexy body - even ear wiggle!
🧲 Magnetic hands for maximum clinginess
🌈 “I Love You” rainbow 3D diffraction back (yes, it’s extra on purpose)
🔑 Attached keychain so it can't go places it probably shouldn’t
🎁 Perfect gift, fidget, desk creature, or emotional support marsupial
NOTE: If you prefer the fidget toy, please select “None” in the Keychain option
📏 SIZE
Ear to tail tip: 3 inches
Ear to end of keychain: 5 inches
Width: 2 inches
Side Height: 1 inch
Attitude: Cute Without Trying
🧠 USE CASES
This koala will accompany you while:
• Waiting for the bus
• Waiting for laundry
• Waiting for a website sale
• Waiting for your life to improve
He will not help.
But he will be there.
