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🧪🎲 The Dice Bottle of Inconvenient Fate 🎲🧪
(It’s a bottle. It holds dice. It judges you.)
Long before dice towers, dice trays, or the invention of blaming the DM, there were bottles.
Not for potions. Not for wine.
For dice.
This particular bottle is said to have been sealed during a disagreement between chance and hubris. Its narrow neck invites offerings one at a time, while its capacity ensures your dice remain… considered.
Place your dice inside. Shake gently. Or not.
The bottle does not care how confident you feel.
When the dice emerge, they do so with the clattering authority of a verdict already reached.
Some say the bottle rattles even louder when a nat 1 is imminent.
Some say it’s laughing.
Whether this is true is unclear.
Either way: you get a dice container that treats probability like a suggestion.
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Features include:
🧪🎲✨ Arcane dice containment (the dice are safe, your pride is not)
🧙🏻♂️📦🔒 A narrow neck that encourages patience and discourages greed
😐📜⚖️ A strong “you knew the risk” energy
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Capacity & Use
The Dice Bottle comfortably holds a standard set of RPG dice, plus a few extras if they behave themselves. Dice are easy to insert, slightly more dramatic to remove.
Unattended dice may be claimed.
This is not a threat. This is just policy.
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Details
• Available in a variety of colors — just message us with what you’re imagining
• Orderable bottle colors pictured in Blasphemous Sunrise and Voidglass Priestess
• Orderable gem stopper colors pictured in Molten Blue, Healer's Green, and Purple Voidgem
• Made to order, each bottle is unique
Dimensions:
Height: 7 5/8 Inches
Width: 4 1/2 Inches
Base: 3 Inches
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Perfect for:
🎲 Dice enthusiasts
🧙 RPG players & DMs
📦 Tabletop collectors
😈 Anyone who suspects their dice are plotting
Have an idea for a custom color or finish? Send a message — the bottle is always listening.
⸻
Care Instructions
Clean with a dry cloth or a lightly damp wipe as needed.
Avoid high heat, prolonged sun exposure, or dishwasher use.
Especially dishwasher use. Always avoid dishwasher use.
Note
Each Dice Bottle is made to order, meaning no two are exactly alike. Minor variations may occur due to the nature of 3D printing. Prints are sensitive to heat — please avoid leaving the bottle in hot environments. Designed by lilTup and brought to life by Fusion Print Labs.
🧪🎲 The Dice Bottle of Inconvenient Fate 🎲🧪
(It’s a bottle. It holds dice. It judges you.)
Long before dice towers, dice trays, or the invention of blaming the DM, there were bottles.
Not for potions. Not for wine.
For dice.
This particular bottle is said to have been sealed during a disagreement between chance and hubris. Its narrow neck invites offerings one at a time, while its capacity ensures your dice remain… considered.
Place your dice inside. Shake gently. Or not.
The bottle does not care how confident you feel.
When the dice emerge, they do so with the clattering authority of a verdict already reached.
Some say the bottle rattles even louder when a nat 1 is imminent.
Some say it’s laughing.
Whether this is true is unclear.
Either way: you get a dice container that treats probability like a suggestion.
⸻
Features include:
🧪🎲✨ Arcane dice containment (the dice are safe, your pride is not)
🧙🏻♂️📦🔒 A narrow neck that encourages patience and discourages greed
😐📜⚖️ A strong “you knew the risk” energy
⸻
Capacity & Use
The Dice Bottle comfortably holds a standard set of RPG dice, plus a few extras if they behave themselves. Dice are easy to insert, slightly more dramatic to remove.
Unattended dice may be claimed.
This is not a threat. This is just policy.
⸻
Details
• Available in a variety of colors — just message us with what you’re imagining
• Orderable bottle colors pictured in Blasphemous Sunrise and Voidglass Priestess
• Orderable gem stopper colors pictured in Molten Blue, Healer's Green, and Purple Voidgem
• Made to order, each bottle is unique
Dimensions:
Height: 7 5/8 Inches
Width: 4 1/2 Inches
Base: 3 Inches
⸻
Perfect for:
🎲 Dice enthusiasts
🧙 RPG players & DMs
📦 Tabletop collectors
😈 Anyone who suspects their dice are plotting
Have an idea for a custom color or finish? Send a message — the bottle is always listening.
⸻
Care Instructions
Clean with a dry cloth or a lightly damp wipe as needed.
Avoid high heat, prolonged sun exposure, or dishwasher use.
Especially dishwasher use. Always avoid dishwasher use.
Note
Each Dice Bottle is made to order, meaning no two are exactly alike. Minor variations may occur due to the nature of 3D printing. Prints are sensitive to heat — please avoid leaving the bottle in hot environments. Designed by lilTup and brought to life by Fusion Print Labs.